Just in time for Halloween, here are my top 5 scariest scenarios:
1. A McCain/Palin win.
2. Some terrible accident involving my child and my partner leaving me to wander the earth during a McCain/Palin 4 year stint.
3. Any scenario where Palin is POTUS.
4. Tina Fey swears off comedy for good.
5. I am labeled a Republican due to my fondness for the color red.